Currently working on a fast food/burger themed Rap opera, the original Susan Boyle was chief taster for the day at the 7bone kitchen, testing the new improved Prince Charles is overrated burger (see below results) and a quick chat with Rikster after all the scrupulous analysis of meat, cheese, bread and condiments
7b: To us you'll always be the original Susan Boyle but what have you been up to?
RW: I’ve been writing, producing and
directing a fast-food based Rap opera.
7b: Wow sounds interesting can you give
us a brief synopsis
RW: Sure its called “12.87 kilometres to
IN&Out Burger” it's a Story of a rapping feral cat named Mik Baller trying
to work his way up the food chain and eventually win Britain’s Got Talent. Bev
Callard is playing the cat and Adam Woodyatt is playing me – a Cheryl-esque
style glam panel judge. It’s not based on me, I'm not bitter. Its an underdog
story, 8 mile style. Some of the other characters are listed below
Snoop Doggy (Hot) Dog, (Lipton) Ice(d) T(ea), Big (Mac) Pun, Red(sauce)man, M&M’s
I've still got it, I've never lost it and now I’m combining my love of food,
corn rows and music. As you can see I'm not bitter, I’ve still got it (breaks
in to song) “And Iiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeiiiiiiii will allllllwwwwwaaayyyyssss love
yo”....interview is terminated by 7bone*disclaimer - not all of the above may be factual
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